John Scalzi gets it.
has this been done yet
Pluto hit me right in the feels
*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*
HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST
My Dad asked me last night why I carry my 1911 in the house, what am I afraid of? I looked him straight in the eye and said, “The Goddamn Decepticons.” He laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster. It was a good time.
the saga of xanthus’s runaway legs
after discovering his own ambitions, legs meets legette, and they fall in love and have a beautiful child, leg jr.
legs’s ambitions further grow, and he decides to run for president! he wins the election by a landslide, and soon takes a plane to washington dc, with a tearful part with his family
meanwhile xanthus is still legless
20 years pass. legs and legette have grown old and happy together, and leg jr has become a successful businessman. after a teaful goodbye leg jr moves on to find his own place in society
and then the fated day of his parents’ death struck, leaving him broken hearted, but now with a new fire in his soul: he realized how truly oppressed his people are, and he creates many rallies, and soon, the revolegtion starts
after the long and bloody war, legtopia is finally established as an independent nation for all of legkind
to be continued……..
You spin me right round baby
Right round like a record baby
Right round round round
everyone is dead
Latin American Studies Majors:
Religious Studies Majors:
Women & Gender Studies Majors:
Elsa be lookin like she gonna engage in a rap battle or somethin
I still laugh every time I see this post.
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